Here are some droll comments from IS Magazine's "42 Reasons Why We Love Singapore":
- The fact that our island is small. That way, we can go to 10 parties in one night.
- The perennial state of good news. With the local media reporting only the good stuff, it's as if nothing bad ever happens. And after a while, you find yourself believing in it.
- Our ambition. We always aspire to outdo ourselves - every time.
- How there's air-conditioning everywhere. If there wasn't, no one would bother working or moving.
- Our currency. The fact that when we cross the bridge to the other side, we're twice as rich.
- Our long-suffering patience. We queue for hours if we think it's worth our time.
- The education system. It may seem unforgiving - but it's so competitive that by the time the kids here complete tertiary education, they can face anything - nightmarish jobs, hellish bosses, crazy deadlines and everything else.
- Our penchant for acronyms. It's funny to keep foreigners guessing what MRT, PAP, AWOL, MC, BS, NS and MPH means.
- Flip flops and shorts. Hey they're the national dress. Who needs high fashion?
- Our resourcefulness. Just look at how we "chope" seats in crowded hawker centres by using packs of tissue paper.
- Our Minister Mentor LKY. You'll never know what he's going to say next.
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